Joey has a fear of being in a crowded vehicle and going through an underground passage. I think that he has carpool tunnel syndrome. #lamejoke

Never challenge death to a pillow fight unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions. #lamejoke

Look, I hate waiting in lines as much as the next guy. Actually, he probably hates it slightly more. #lamejoke

They dared me to jump off a cliff, but it was just a bluff. #lamejoke

I couldn't find the car window scraper this morning, so I used a plastic store discount card to clean my windows. It didn't work very well. I only got 20% off. #lamejoke

The pirate on Wheel Of Fortune wanted to buy an "I". #lamejoke

The politician, who opened a neighborhood pharmacy, is considered to be a piller of the community. #lamejoke

I wanted to bid at the silent auction, but it was not aloud. #lamejoke

The photon moved very quickly through space because it was traveling light. #lamejoke

If I order a hatchet from Europe and have it shipped, I'd have a foreign ax sent. #lamejoke

You can't sing with a mouthful of garbanzo beans, so hummus a tune. #lamejoke

Old exterminators never die - they are just gnat seen anymore. #lamejoke

There are some pigeons back in the chimney, but I don't think they're the same ones as last year. I heard there's been a coup. #lamejoke

Water is really easy to understand. What it boils down to is steam. #lamejoke

In medieval days, people were always hanging out by the gallows. #lamejoke