Skydivers chute first, ask questions later. They’re well grounded. #lamejoke

My car's horn wasn’t working, so I took it to a Boy Scout. He fixed it and said, “Beep repaired.” #lamejoke

There's an upcoming march for people that love the third month of the year. #lamejoke

Joey thought he failed his parallel parking test. Luckily, his driving instructor grades on the curb. #lamejoke

Selling Diet programs can be very profitable. They appeal to a wide audience. #lamejoke

A local Hawaii resident was heard to comment that some vacationers are here today, gone to Maui. #lamejoke

His wife left him saying that she was going home to mutter. #lamejoke

We all just want to belong. But some of us are short. #lamejoke

If you get in a kickboxing match with a lawnmower, you will be defeeted. #lamejoke

Some people say puns are just bad dad jokes. I don't think that could be father from the truth. #lamejoke

The guy was talking so much that he built the bike in the wrong order. He spoke too soon. #lamejoke

Joey got stabbed in the eye with a pickle. Now he's brined. #lamejoke

Catching Bigfoot is no small feat. #lamejoke

Just for the record, I need a new phonograph. #lamejoke

Joey once dated a girl who was a member of ISIS. She was the bomb. #lamejoke