My pursuit of perfect speech has become a diction. #lamejoke

The stutterer died in prison before he finished his sentence. #lamejoke

After cosmetic surgery, the pelican faced a huge bill. #lamejoke

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know. #lamejoke

The doctor has given Joey some anti-gloating cream. Now all he wants to do is rub it in. #lamejoke

There's no problem with you dressing up as a red vegetable for Halloween, as long as you beetroot to yourself. #lamejoke

Dieting fraud is high weigh robbery. #lamejoke

It’s very rare that a defibrillator fails. But when it does happen, no one is shocked. #lamejoke

To attract new visitors, the Museum of Natural History ran a promotion where they gave away actual dinosaur vertebrae from their collection. Everyone was taken aback. #lamejoke

When women get to a certain age, they start collecting lots of cats. This is known as many paws. #lamejoke

How did the hackers escape? They just ransomware. #lamejoke

I thought Friday was a sad day. Turns out tomorrow is a sadder day. #lamejoke

Glue sticks. Duh. #lamejoke

Seven doesn't have many friends because he's odd. #lamejoke

Joey used to date a girl who had cataracts. Things were going great until one day she stopped seeing him. #lamejoke