What do you call an animal that only walks in straight lines?

Not turnal.

Why was the wrist afraid of the watch? 

The watch was a total Seiko.

What do you get when you see a ghost twice? 

Déjà boo!

What type of word is "echoing"?

A reverb.

What do you call a baker with codependency issues? 

Kneady.

Why aren't Greek yogurt and American yogurt the same? 

They come from different cultures.

What kind of bagel can fly? 

A plain bagel.

Which celebrity is always ready for cereal?

Reese, with her spoon.

What's a robot's favorite website? 

Cyb.org.

It's difficult to say what Joey's wife does for a living.

She sells seashells at the seashore.

Sir Blanc was a knight who had three squires.

The first was kidnapped by bandits, the second was knocked out during a battle and captured by the enemy. 

The third, thinking that this life was too dangerous, ran away. 

In the morning the knight found an nearly empty sheet of parchment. 

The only thing written on it was: "This page intentionally left Blanc"

Which knight never won a battle?

Sir Render.

What did the elephant do when he got a rash? 

He went to the pachyderm-atologist.

How often should you wear gloves in the winter? 

Intermittenly.

What is Bigfoot's favorite food? 

Spagyeti.