Cake

What I do when I'm feeling musical while making cake? Icing. #lamejoke

Clogs

Be prepared in case your sewer clogs. Make sure to have a backup plan. #lamejoke

Piano

After playing the guitar for years, Joey thought he could learn to play the piano. It's not an easy instrument to pick up. #lamejoke

Air

In the summer, my wife likes it when I blow cool air on her. But, if I am being completely honest, I’m not a fan. #lamejoke

Moooo

Moooo is my favorite coward. #lamejoke

Pistachio

Pistachio puns are nut thing to be proud of. #lamejoke 

Bongos

Joey likes to cause a scene by going up to his loft and playing the bongos very loudly. It’s a little drumattic. #lamejoke 

Sunrises

"I dislike sunrises," Tim mourned. #lamejoke 

Dolphin

I had a great conversation with a dolphin the other day. We just clicked. #lamejoke

Sports

The vegetable that can work as a sports announcer? A common tater. #lamejoke

Medical

The medical condition that causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency. #lamejoke

Boat

"Go to the back of the boat!" Tim said, sternly. #lamejoke

Insect

I paid NASA five hundred dollars for a small industrious insect that just got back from a space mission. It was a little ex orbit ant. #lamejoke

April

“When I went to tear April off of my desk calendar. I accidentally tore off two months,” said Tim, dismayed. #lamejoke 

Handbags

Help Wanted: Sell handbags part time. It’s not a salaried position, but you do get a purse sent. #lamejoke