Rungs

Spaces between ladder rungs have increased because Americans are getting taller. Manufacturers claim it’s due to climb it change. #lamejoke 

Rope

You remember what happened when they cut the rope to the steeple? Doesn’t ring any bells? #lamejoke

Pasta

Joey’s girlfriend left him because he went to bed with some pasta. He said that he’s been feeling cannelloni. #lamejoke

Tree

Last year, my neighbor chopped a branch off his tree. This year, it seems to be growing back. I guess his tree repeats itself. #lamejoke

Parrot

I went into a pet store to buy my parrot a new stand. They wanted $500 for it. I told them that that was ridiculous. Nevertheless, they said that that’s the perch’s price. #lamejoke

Birthday

Buying my wife a matching belt and bag for her birthday. We’ll have that vacuum working again in no time. #lamejoke

Furniture

I recently started telling furniture jokes. But I haven’t made anyone laugh sofa. #lamejoke 

Unicorn

My granddaughter asked for a unicorn for her birthday. I gave her a wry no. #lamejoke 

Cosmetics

Joey added chocolate syrup to his wife's cosmetics. Figured it'd go great with her eyes cream. #lamejoke 

Pods

It was never difficult to discourage ladies from following the trend of eating Tide pods. It was much harder, however, to deter gents. #lamejoke

Yacht

I saw a yacht the other day. I couldn’t see the mast aft of the main. It was mizzen. #lamejoke 

Presentation

Joey’s kids put together a power point presentation on why They should all go to the water park. It has several slides. #lamejoke 

Avocado

If you hit a mole with an avocado, it’s guac a mole. #lamejoke

Bear

A bear walked into the woods and came out bare. Must have had a vowel movement. #lamejoke 

Rash

How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash? With Quit-itch. #lamejoke