Posture

I’m beginning to think that I have terrible posture. Call it a hunch. #lamejoke 

Vegetarians

I have no beef with vegetarians. #lamejoke

Insults

When the front end of a car insults your wife, defend her. #lamejoke

Mustard

I tried opening a jar of mustard when the cap suddenly came off and it went everywhere. Now there's Poupon everything! #lamejoke

Actor

Then there was the one about the actor that broke his leg onstage. He’s still in the cast. #lamejoke

Bayonet

Then there was the one about the guy who was rushed to hospital with a bayonet stuck in his chest. He was pronounced dead on a rifle. #lamejoke

Evidence

The Simpson boy was shot to death in a Springfield tavern. All evidence pointed toward Moe, the bartender. #lamejoke

Twisting

They recently arrested the world tongue twisting champion. I imagine they'll give him a long sentence. #lamejoke

Pirates

Pirates never have to bathe before walking the plank. They just wash up on shore. #lamejoke

Nepal

Would a dog man go to Nepal? I don’t know for sure, but would a cat man do it? #lamejoke 

Poem

A poem by a dog? Oh, you must be talking about a barcode. #lamejoke

Theater

I helped my community theater put on a play about a bakery. I wouldn't say I was the star, but I did play a role. #lamejoke

Sand

Beach sand is wet because the sea weed. #lamejoke

Summer

Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer. But that's okay. Something tells me he'll have a great fall. #lamejoke

Solar

Solar power is the future. But it won’t happen overnight. #lamejoke