Pirates

Pirates never have to bathe before walking the plank. They just wash up on shore. #lamejoke

Nepal

Would a dog man go to Nepal? I don’t know for sure, but would a cat man do it? #lamejoke 

Poem

A poem by a dog? Oh, you must be talking about a barcode. #lamejoke

Theater

I helped my community theater put on a play about a bakery. I wouldn't say I was the star, but I did play a role. #lamejoke

Sand

Beach sand is wet because the sea weed. #lamejoke

Summer

Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer. But that's okay. Something tells me he'll have a great fall. #lamejoke

Solar

Solar power is the future. But it won’t happen overnight. #lamejoke

Counting

My wife told me to stop counting, but I didn’t one two. #lamejoke

TV

It's a shame nothing is made in the USA any more. I bought a new TV last week. It said built in antenna. (I don't even know where that is.) #lamejoke

Money

The app you can use to send the princess money? Zelle, duh! #lamejoke

Released

A violent Timex was just released from prison. So watch out! #lamejoke

Locked

If you ever get locked out of your house, don't panic. Talk to your lock calmly. Communication is the key. #lamejoke

Sweater

Joey tried to claim his sweater from Lost and Found, but they wanted proof that it was his. He had to take a pattern knitty test. #lamejoke

Toes

Whenever I see five toes, I know something is a foot. #lamejoke

Jingles

At first, John Lennon refused to perform jingles for fast food ads, but then he decided to give pizza chants. #lamejoke