Wigs

Two hundred wigs were stolen from a local store this morning. The police are combing the area. #lamejoke

Fruit

Somebody broke into my house and stole all my fruit. I was peachless! #lamejoke

Sousaphone

To fix a sousaphone, use a tuba glue. #lamejoke

Pumpkin

The neighbor's house burned down after they left their Halloween pumpkin burning all night. The insurance company denied the claim. Apparently, it was an Act Of Gourd. #lamejoke

Tower

They warned me not to lean over the edge of the tower in Paris. Eiffel. #lamejoke 

Pancakes

I went to a haunted house where they served French pancakes. Gave me the crepes. #lamejoke

Store

I was actually pretty surprised when the stationery store moved. #lamejoke 

Weatherman

Then there’s the one about the weatherman who was furious after being fired for giving too many gloomy forecasts. No more mist and ice guy. #lamejoke

Salmon

Joey has a new hobby. He takes pictures of salmon in different clothing. He calls it shooting fish in apparel. #lamejoke 

Inconsequential

It’s ok if you don’t know what the word ‘inconsequential’ means. It’s not that important. #lamejoke

Instrument

Then there was the one about the Spanish folk musician that lost his instrument in an accident. He made a maraca-less recovery. #lamejoke 

Red

Red and bad for your teeth? A brick. #lamejoke

Rainbows

Rainbows that commit crimes are sent to prism. #lamejoke

Pirates

Pirates are not born, they are berthed. #lamejoke

Baking

While I was watching an Australian baking show, the audience clapped enthusiastically when the chef made meringue. This surprised me, because Australians usually boomeringue. #lamejoke