Grandma

Most people think that the difference between ‘Let's eat Grandma’ and ‘Let's eat, Grandma’ is the punctuation, but it’s really where you put the gravy. #lamejoke

Family

Joey comes from a family of failed magicians. He has two half sisters. #lamejoke

Radium

"Who discovered radium?" asked Marie, curiously. #lamejoke

Music

The kind of music psychiatrists listen to? Shrink rap. #lamejoke

Fires

I heard that Bernadette was setting fires to everyone's auto loans. #lamejoke

Dog

"My dog will only eat cantaloupes," was Tim's melancholy complaint. #lamejoke

Bamboo

Where sarcastic people keep their bamboo? In a pan. Duh. #lamejoke

Railroad

“I’ll never sleep on the railroad tracks again!” Tim said, beside himself. #lamejoke

Lightbulb

My grandson informed me that the lightbulb in his bathroom went out. I told him to go get his Star Wars action figures. Like I explained, "Mini Hans make light work." #lamejoke

Writing

I was asked if writing crime novels is an okay job. It has its prose and cons. #lamejoke

Collie

“What do you mean I’m too controlling?” asked the border collie. “You herd me,” replied the sheep. #lamejoke

Sentence

Joey wanted to marry an English teacher when she got out of jail, but he was told that you can't end a sentence with a proposition. #lamejoke

Bigfoot

Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch, yeti never complains. #lamejoke

Champion

They recently arrested the world tongue twisting champion. I imagine they'll give him a long sentence. #lamejoke

School

Then there was the one about the woman who got thrown out of mime school. Might have been something she said. #lamejoke