Eating

If a clown comes to your house and starts eating everything from your fridge, don't get offended. It's all ingest. #lamejoke

Beehives

Beehives with no exits? Unbelievable! #lamejoke

Shoe

I was in the shoe store yesterday, trying on a shoe. I told the clerk that it was too tight. She told me to try it with the tongue out. I said, "It'th nho ghood. It'th thtill thoo thight." #lamejoke

Youtube

Joey has a YouTube channel about werewolves. So if you're a fan, lycan subscribe. #lamejoke

Hippo

A hippo that doesn’t want anyone to know anything about him? Hippononymous. #lamejoke

Acting

Two students at the University of Alabama had to share an acting part. They were role tied. #lamejoke

Tofu

It's a curd to me that tofu is overrated. #lamejoke

Dog

The neighbor's dog is pretty annoying. It barks around 100 times a day; but that's just a ruff estimate. #lamejoke

Carpentry

I tried to come up with a carpentry pun, but it took me a long time to find one that woodwork. Nailed it! #lamejoke

 

Sandwiches

My wife was fixing finger sandwiches. She asked me if I could give her a hand. #lamejoke

Drink

A pirate's favorite drink? That would be the Hi-Cs. #lamejoke 

Golf

It's rough playing golf with my brother. He plays in a very unfair way. #lamejoke

Difference

The difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anybody can roast beef.  #lamejoke

Seats

I was down at the car lot today checking out the new cars. I wasn't sure if I wanted to buy one, so the pushy salesman offered to throw in free leather seats. But I'm not easily suede. #lamejoke

Air Freshener

I just invented the world's first thought activated air freshener. It makes scents when you think about it… #lamejoke