Sun

When the sun goes down, I'm gonna call it a night. #lamejoke

Triangle

The triangle didn't say much on stage during the play last night. He only had three lines. #lamejoke

Air

Air for your tires at the gas station used to be free, now it costs a dollar. Why? Prolly inflation. #lamejoke

Snowman

The snowman was embarrassed when people saw him buying a bag of carrots. He was picking his nose. #lamejoke

Fuel

A large oil company has announced it is going to start producing fuel from insect urine. I think it's BP. #lamejoke

Horns

“Felines should not have horns,” said Tim categorically. #lamejoke

Dryer

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along. #lamejoke

Concert

I heard that ABBA and Elvis Costello are thinking of touring together. It’s the ABBA and Costello concert. I wonder who's on first…. #lamejoke

Meetings

Seems that frogs make all their group decisions in kermitty meetings. #lamejoke

Star Wars

Joey's wife threatened to leave him if he didn't stop making Star Wars puns. I guess divorce is strong with this one…. #lamejoke 

Bird

I like to make bird puns, but they're always a bit of ostrich. #lamejoke

Origami

Joey claims to have learned how to do origami backwards. More on this story as it unfolds. #lamejoke

Lights

Last night, all the lights in the house went out abruptly. When my wife asked me to check it, I refused. #lamejoke

Enlightenment

After the group of monks reached enlightenment, they celibated. #lamejoke

Quasimodo

Does the name Quasimodo ring a bell? #lamejoke