Bean

Mr. Bean said it best when he said.... 

#lamejoke

Stew

Tonight we're having Mt. Everest rabbit stew for dinner. We found him a layin' on the road. #lamejoke

Crow

I adopted a crow today. It was for a good caws. #lamejoke

Pebble

The shy pebble's greatest aspiration? To be a little boulder. #lamejoke

Dinosaur

I asked the librarian who the best author of dinosaur books is. She said try Sarah Topps. #lamejoke

Roulette

I tried to caution a friend about playing Russian Roulette, but it went in one ear and out the other. #lamejoke

Teacher

The music teacher was fired for reading band books. #lamejoke

Adjective

The adjective for metal is metallic But not so for iron which is ironic. #lamejoke

Sculptor

I tried to make money as a sculptor, but I could only get the heads right so I went bust. #lamejoke

Record

A friend asked me to meet him at the music store in 45. I got there in 33, which is record speed. #lamejoke

Shower

Joey tried to take a picture of himself in the shower, but the image was too blurry. He says that he has selfie steam issues. #lamejoke

Contest

I was in a contest where, if you talked, you lost. It was quite the competition, to say the least. #lamejoke

Weather

I enjoy the cold weather, but only to a certain degree. #lamejoke

Skydiver

Then there's the one about the skydiver that crashed into a Ferris wheel. Good news! He's slowly coming around. #lamejoke

Communism

Some people think that communism is the best. They like being paid ourly. #lamejoke