Toddler

 The toddler pooped his pants, but kept on playing… undie-turd. #lamejoke

Cheese

Edam is the only cheese that is made backwards. #lamejoke

Sherlock Holmes

No matter how many times she tried, Sherlock Holmes's wife could never convince him to grow fond of her pet goose. You see, he was a master of the duck shun. #lamejoke

Dog

The sled dog puppy shopped at the Big & Tall store because he was a little husky. #lamejoke

Difference

The major difference between a well dressed man and a tired out dog is that one wears a suit and the other just pants. #lamejoke

Hair

Joey was storing all his facial hair since he was young and had created a huge pile. When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said, "No, it's a must stash." #lamejoke

Theater Admission

I asked the movie theater attendant for one admission. He said he liked wearing his wife’s shoes when she wasn’t home. #lamejoke

Massage

 The massage I had today? Much kneaded. #lamejoke

Laughing

 Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii or just a low ha? #lamejoke

Frog

Joey's pet frog broke one of his legs today. He was very unhoppy. #lamejoke

Artist

 The cowboy artist drew his gun. #lamejoke

Building

I'm building a car from old washing machine parts. As soon as it's done, I'm gonna take it out for a spin. #lamejoke

Class

Does Santa take his sleigh to his magic class or does he take a luge in? #lamejoke 

Broom

 The broom was too tired because it needed some sweep. #lamejoke

Eclipse

 Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? No son. #lamejoke