Artist

 The cowboy artist drew his gun. #lamejoke

Building

I'm building a car from old washing machine parts. As soon as it's done, I'm gonna take it out for a spin. #lamejoke

Class

Does Santa take his sleigh to his magic class or does he take a luge in? #lamejoke 

Broom

 The broom was too tired because it needed some sweep. #lamejoke

Eclipse

 Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? No son. #lamejoke

Quiet

 Honk if you love peace and quiet. #lamejoke

Chess

 I just got a job as a human chess piece. I'm on knights this week. #lamejoke

Comfort

 To comfort a distraught English teacher, just say, "They're, there, their." #lamejoke

Help

Joey's obsessed with collecting old Beatles records. His friends say he needs help, but I think he already has that one. #lamejoke 

Alone

 I was alone in the bathtub. Imagine my surprise when I felt a tap on my shoulder! #lamejoke

French

I don’t speak or understand French. Such is life. #lamejoke 

Bed

 Before Jeff Bazos goes to bed every night, he puts his pajamazon. #lamejoke

Ghost

Joey found out that his girlfriend is really a ghost. He had his suspicions the moment she walked through the door. #lamejoke

Vegans

 Do social vegans avoid meet? #lamejoke

Voodoo

Joey's wife yelled from upstairs, "Honey, do you ever get a shooting pain like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they are stabbing it?" "No", said he. She replied, "How about now?" #lamejoke