Seems that Saint Patrick's Day keeps getting bigger every year. Must be Dublin…. #lamejoke

The cookie went to the doctor because he was feeling crummy. #lamejoke

Joey's dad passed away last year because they didn't know his dad's blood type in time for the doctors to do a transfusion. As he was dying, his dad kept saying, "Be positive", but Joey said that it's hard without him. #lamejoke

Most puns make me numb, but math puns make me number. #lamejoke

My great-uncle Albert wasn’t feeling well so he went to his homeopathic doctor. They completely covered his back with lard and, after that, he went downhill pretty fast. #lamejoke

The second floor bathroom was closed for service today. Now the ground floor bathroom has double doody. #lamejoke

The cops can't find the thief who has been stealing futons from different stores. (I think he's lying low.) #lamejoke

Joey always wanted to be a Gregorian monk, but he never got the chants. #lamejoke

The sick juggler just could't stop throwing up. #lamejoke

I try to tell everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness. #lamejoke

Cupid is always seen using a bow. Because in Greek, the goddess of love had Eros. #lamejoke

Joey just got fired from his job as a pallbearer. He couldn't stop coffin. #lamejoke

Santa's reindeer don't roast each other, they have rude-offs. (If you don't get it, sleigh it out loud.) #lamejoke

Ornithologists have recently been studying if cannabis has any effect on seabirds. They’ve left no tern un-stoned. #lamejoke

Joey's next-door neighbors are always lighting up fragrant sticks, even after he complained. They are so incensitive! #lamejoke