Do not accept a friend request from Lizzie Borden. You will get hacked. #lamejoke

Medieval trebuchets were capable of launching at ’em bombs. #lamejoke

Sisyphus was the first musical genius. He was a master of rock and roll. #lamejoke

Anyone can learn how to dance on the ceiling if they just stick to it. #lamejoke

I have a good joke about time travel, but you didn't like it. #lamejoke

A slumlord prohibits his tenants from painting the doors of their apartments any color other than slate. He believes there’s nothing like the greyed out doors. #lamejoke

You like money, and I like money. So we are a greed. #lamejoke

At least the shaking father didn't have to place his car in the garage on his own - he had parking sons. #lamejoke

I mixed an orange flavored soda and a twig. It was fantastic! #lamejoke

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas. #lamejoke

Can you imagine the alphabet without the letter B? It's easy if you make B leave. #lamejoke

I want to be a pastry chef, because I feel that tart imitates life. #lamejoke

Becoming a lumberjack is a question of wood, not could. #lamejoke

In my dreams, nobody shaves. I have a lot of imagine hairy friends. #lamejoke

Make a pun about the number 1? Ok, fine, but only if we half two. #lamejoke