What do I think of frozen sculptures? They're okay icy pose. #lamejoke

A man and his wife went mattress shopping. He wanted a soft mattress, but she didn't. No matter what he said, she was going to stand firm. #lamejoke

It upsets me when the refrigerator breaks. It's just not cool. #lamejoke

When lawyers die, do they lie still? #lamejoke

Joey went shopping and saw an attractive woman dressed as Snow White working at one of the stores. She was the fairest of the mall. #lamejoke

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that's probably why. #lamejoke

Hopefully, this season, the NFL can tackle concussions head-on. #lamejoke #nojoke

Moliere's influence on modern comedy just shows that he was very farce-sighted. #lamejoke

It's okay to borrow a book from the public library once in a while, but try not to overdue it. #lamejoke

The vending machine went to the hospital to have a tumor looked at. The doctor said that it was B9. #lamejoke

My wife accused me of liking Dracula, Chocula, and Monte Cristo. She was right on all counts. #lamejoke

My mailman buddy tells a lot of jokes about undelivered letters, but nobody gets them. #lamejoke

My friend said he doesn't understand cloning. That makes two of us. #lamejoke

Never take a nail to a bar. They tend to get hammered. #lamejoke

I contacted someone to replace the old wood on my floor. I’m still waiting for a re ply. #lamejoke