The two doritos who were in love were happily in a relationchip. #lamejoke

Do you think oranges are willing to become juice, or are they pressed into it? #lamejoke

When I told my wife that we were out of protein powder, she replied, "No whey!" #lamejoke

He who farts in church sits in his own pew. #lamejoke

Just to be clear, Joey uses acne medication. #lamejoke

The pregnant bedbug gave birth in the spring. #lamejoke

Four chickens escaped from a slaughter house by riding out on the back of a sheep. They're still on the lamb. #lamejoke

I was friends with a guy that cross bred insects. I liked him at first, but I soon got tired of his ant ticks. #lamejoke

His lot in life was to create the world's greatest mosquito repellent. He had a DEET with destiny. #lamejoke

I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail. #lamejoke

Nothing tops a plain pizza. #lamejoke

I took a chance on a used food processor, but no dice. #lamejoke

I hate to be a party pooper. But when you gotta go, you gotta go. #lamejoke

An architect friend of mine made millions by inventing the upside down house. It is a top cellar. #lamejoke

My wife likes to bake. When I asked her to teach me how to make yeast-free bread, she told me that there's no knead. #lamejoke