I got tired of playing the triangle in band. It was just one ting after another. #lamejoke

I got an email from Google Earth saying it can "read maps backwards" and I thought, “That’s just spam.” #lamejoke

What do you call a dehydrated French guy? Pierre. #lamejoke

The joke about "The Raven" was in Poe taste. #lamejoke

Joey's wife wants him to be more sensitive. So he got her abacus beads for her birthday. (It's the little things that count.) #lamejoke

The police finally caught the serial killer known for his really bad stammer. It’ll be a while before he completes his sentence. #lamejoke

Donating blood is A-positive thing. #lamejoke

Joey suffers from chronic constipation, but he won’t let that stop him. He's pushing on, undeterred. #lamejoke

I got stuck in the loft last night. It was problem attic. #lamejoke

A mime broke his left arm in a bar fight and got arrested. He still has the right to remain silent. #lamejoke

Storks don’t live with any remorse. Nor egrets. #lamejoke

Happy Independence Day! May the 4th be with you. #lamejoke

What does an oyster wear into battle? 

Clamouflage. #lamejoke

I left work for a chiropractor appointment, but then went straight back. #lamejoke

Joey used to be an everyday strength trainer. Now, he's just a weakened warrior. #lamejoke