Sometimes, when houses have personality disorders, they develop attic. #lamejoke

Beware of lumberjacks bearing dull tools. They usually have an axe to grind. #lamejoke

The homeless man got into politics because he wanted change. #lamejoke

The ending to the E. coli outbreak romaines to be seen…. #lamejoke

Are you tired after work? There's a nap for that. #lamejoke

People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain. Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision. #lamejoke

Quit my job at the helium factory today. I'm not gonna be spoken to in that tone of voice. #lamejoke

Time is money? Don't buy that for a second. #lamejoke

Geology rocks, but geography is where it's at! #lamejoke

A group of astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the Earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day. #lamejoke

Joey told me that being paid to sleep would be his dream job. #lamejoke

Life is about changing perspectives and priorities. I used to worry if one of my hairs were out of place. Now, I don't care if they both are. #lamejoke

Joey was told the injuries to his wrists might lead to amputation at the shoulders, but in the end there was no arm done. #lamejoke

In the Star Wars universe, they don't eat baby wookiees because they are a little chewy. #lamejoke

If I lost my sense of humor, it would be no laughing matter. #lamejoke