Joey was told the injuries to his wrists might lead to amputation at the shoulders, but in the end there was no arm done. #lamejoke

In the Star Wars universe, they don't eat baby wookiees because they are a little chewy. #lamejoke

If I lost my sense of humor, it would be no laughing matter. #lamejoke

Joey lost his dog for hours and was worried he wouldn’t find her. He really should get Collar ID. #lamejoke

It’s really hard to say what Sally does for a living. She sells sea shells by the sea shore. #lamejoke

To spell panda, all you need is p and a. #lamejoke

Some folks think that there's an ocean on the moon. Lunacy. #lamejoke

Reviewing our solar system, I give it one star. #lamejoke

Got a new job as a church bell ringer. Only my first day, so they're just showing me the ropes. #lamejoke

A human statue finally made enough to quit his job. He was ecstatic. #lamejoke

I've been exercising my eyebrow muscles by raising them high. Try it for yourself. You'll be surprised. #lamejoke

Poop jokes aren’t my favorite jokes, but they are definitely number two. #lamejoke

A recent study found that most head lice have mutated. They're now resistant to over-the-counter treatments. This problem has scientists scratching their heads. #lamejoke

I dropped the Smuckers and jammed my toe. #lamejoke

My brother can do motorcycle stunts in the snow. It's wheelie cool. #lamejoke