Poop jokes aren’t my favorite jokes, but they are definitely number two. #lamejoke

A recent study found that most head lice have mutated. They're now resistant to over-the-counter treatments. This problem has scientists scratching their heads. #lamejoke

I dropped the Smuckers and jammed my toe. #lamejoke

My brother can do motorcycle stunts in the snow. It's wheelie cool. #lamejoke

Joey's son ate a lot of alphabet soup yesterday at school. He came home complaining of vowel movements. #lamejoke

I sold abacuses for a living during the sixties. I was part of the counter culture. #lamejoke

A man in Wisconsin got trampled by stampeding cows. Well, that's what I herd. #lamejoke

Joey told me that he and his wife paid $50,000 for a piece of land to build their new house on. I told him that sounded like a lot. #lamejoke

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator. #lamejoke

When I want to decorate a cake, I sing. #lamejoke

Just to let you know, my real name is Three. And before you say anything, I know…. it's odd. #lamejoke

Did you know that in the last stages of a Terminator's lifetime it becomes so weak that it is only capable of killing small animals? At that point it is fired and becomes an ex-Terminator. #lamejoke

I knew that my addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers had gotten out of hand, so I quit cold turkey. #lamejoke

If you're wondering why I post puns…. that's just how eye roll. #lamejoke

I saw an ad for low budget notice boards. Never a good sign. #lamejoke