Joey told me that he and his wife paid $50,000 for a piece of land to build their new house on. I told him that sounded like a lot. #lamejoke

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator. #lamejoke

When I want to decorate a cake, I sing. #lamejoke

Just to let you know, my real name is Three. And before you say anything, I know…. it's odd. #lamejoke

Did you know that in the last stages of a Terminator's lifetime it becomes so weak that it is only capable of killing small animals? At that point it is fired and becomes an ex-Terminator. #lamejoke

I knew that my addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers had gotten out of hand, so I quit cold turkey. #lamejoke

If you're wondering why I post puns…. that's just how eye roll. #lamejoke

I saw an ad for low budget notice boards. Never a good sign. #lamejoke

That little paper mask they ask you to wear at the Medical Clinic is called a coughy filter. #lamejoke

A comedian told a joke so bad that the crowd threw bread crumbs at him. He took it with a grain assault. #lamejoke

A couple was arguing on the stairs when, all of the sudden, they started moving. Things escalated quickly. #lamejoke

My wife bought me a baby chick for Easter. I asked why a baby chick. She said that it was going cheap. #lamejoke

After my Ph.D thesis on hoarding, I was promoted to add-junk professor. #lamejoke

I tried to make a living rowing cows across a river. It was just income paddle bull with my lifestyle. #lamejoke

Irish line dancers have superior form. Hands down. #lamejoke