Just to let you know, my real name is Three. And before you say anything, I know…. it's odd. #lamejoke

Did you know that in the last stages of a Terminator's lifetime it becomes so weak that it is only capable of killing small animals? At that point it is fired and becomes an ex-Terminator. #lamejoke

I knew that my addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers had gotten out of hand, so I quit cold turkey. #lamejoke

If you're wondering why I post puns…. that's just how eye roll. #lamejoke

I saw an ad for low budget notice boards. Never a good sign. #lamejoke

That little paper mask they ask you to wear at the Medical Clinic is called a coughy filter. #lamejoke

A comedian told a joke so bad that the crowd threw bread crumbs at him. He took it with a grain assault. #lamejoke

A couple was arguing on the stairs when, all of the sudden, they started moving. Things escalated quickly. #lamejoke

My wife bought me a baby chick for Easter. I asked why a baby chick. She said that it was going cheap. #lamejoke

After my Ph.D thesis on hoarding, I was promoted to add-junk professor. #lamejoke

I tried to make a living rowing cows across a river. It was just income paddle bull with my lifestyle. #lamejoke

Irish line dancers have superior form. Hands down. #lamejoke

Do you remember when you were a kid and whenever you cried, your parents would say, “I’ll give you a reason to cry!?" 

I always thought they were going to hit me, not that they were going to destroy the housing market 20 years later. #lamejoke

I have an idea for a chain of Elvis Presley steak houses. It will be for people who love meat tender. #lamejoke

How do they price hammers? By the pound. #lamejoke