Carpentry

I tried to come up with a carpentry pun. It took me a long time to find one that woodwork, but I think I nailed it! #lamejoke

Float

How you make an elephant float? Combine ice cream, root beer, and an elephant in a large glass. #lamejoke 

Hike

Knock knock. Who's there? Hike. Hike who? Unsuspecting you. Tim waiting with bated breath. Sets the perfect trap. #lamejoke

Tail

Which animal has the nicest tail? Asking for a fur-end. #lamejoke

Hammock

I was recently coaxed into buying a hammock. What can I say, I’m easily swayed. #lamejoke