Geologist

Why the female geologist got divorced? Because she claimed that mineral the same. #lamejoke 

Artistic

I wanted to be artistic while driving to work this morning, so, I let that van go first before taking my turn. #lamejoke

Epoxy

I was mixing two-part epoxy and got it all over my hands. The doctor said it might never come off, but I'm going to keep my fingers crossed. #lamejoke 

Pregnancy

A woman takes a pregnancy test and it comes back positive. She looks at her husband and says, “Your kid in me!” #lamejoke

Cheese

It’s been said that some of the best things in life are made of cheese. Who am I to disabrie? #lamejoke 

Booger

When is a booger not a booger? When it’s not. #lamejoke