You may have noticed that almost all small garden humanoid creatures have red hats. It’s a little gnome fact. #lamejoke
Thursday, February 29, 2024
Wednesday, February 28, 2024
Tuesday, February 27, 2024
Monday, February 26, 2024
Sunday, February 25, 2024
Saturday, February 24, 2024
Sheet
Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the world’s largest bed sheet. More on this story as it unfolds. #lamejoke
Friday, February 23, 2024
People
The fact that some people can’t distinguish between etymology and entomology bugs me in ways I can’t put into words. #lamejoke
Thursday, February 22, 2024
Wednesday, February 21, 2024
Telemarketers
The number of telemarketers it takes to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner. #lamejoke
Tuesday, February 20, 2024
Monday, February 19, 2024
Elephant
The difference between a place where you go for drinks and an elephant passing gas? One is a bar room. The other is a BA ROOOM!!! #lamejoke
Sunday, February 18, 2024
Saturday, February 17, 2024
Friday, February 16, 2024
Lazy
Joey didn’t like it when his wife told him that he was lazy. It’s not like he did anything. #lamejoke
Wednesday, February 14, 2024
Tuesday, February 13, 2024
Monday, February 12, 2024
Sunday, February 11, 2024
Action
My new action figure keeps falling over when I put it up on the shelf. It’s so irritating, I can’t stand it. #lamejoke
Saturday, February 10, 2024
Asses
There’s a new study about women and how they feel about their asses. The results were pretty interesting. 30% of women think their ass is too fat, 10% of women think their ass is too skinny. The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he is a good man, and they wouldn't trade him for the world! #lamejoke
Friday, February 9, 2024
Carpet
When I told the contractor that I didn't want any carpet on the steps up to the attic, he gave me a blank stair. #lamejoke
Thursday, February 8, 2024
Wednesday, February 7, 2024
Tuesday, February 6, 2024
Monday, February 5, 2024
Sunday, February 4, 2024
Saturday, February 3, 2024
Weekend
Apparently this weekend there will be constant rane, hale, gails, drissle, thundre, litnin, hy tydes, tawnaydoes and frizzing colde – just a really bad spell of weather. #lamejoke