If you hit a mole with an avocado, it’s guac a mole. #lamejoke
Tuesday, October 31, 2023
Sunday, October 29, 2023
Saturday, October 28, 2023
Friday, October 27, 2023
Joke
The joke I regret the most is the one about a boomerang and a ghost. It still comes back to haunt me. #lamejoke
Thursday, October 26, 2023
Wednesday, October 25, 2023
Flowers
Joey told me he was getting his wife purple thorny flowers for her birthday. He said, "Thistle make her happy!" #lamejoke
Tuesday, October 24, 2023
Monday, October 23, 2023
Halloween
Halloween brings back a lot of scary trick-or-treat memories from my childhood. Like the time when I was eight and I almost choked to death on a Tootsie pop. Luckily my Grandpa was there and had enough good sense to tell me to stop lolly-gagging. #lamejoke
Sunday, October 22, 2023
Joule
Someone said that the joule is the unit of energy in the International System of Units. I was like, watt?!? #lamejoke
Saturday, October 21, 2023
Elf
I heard a knock on my door. It turned out to be a small elf demanding that I take his photo right there on the spot. It was a little imp posing. #lamejoke
Friday, October 20, 2023
Film
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I love a protagonist with a twisted back story. #lamejoke
Wednesday, October 18, 2023
Tuesday, October 17, 2023
Monday, October 16, 2023
Doctor
A woman wanted to break up with her doctor boyfriend. He was having none of it. She started eating apples. #lamejoke
Sunday, October 15, 2023
Saturday, October 14, 2023
Beatles
It’s a shame that the Beatles didn’t make the submarine in their song green. That would’ve been sublime. #lamejoke
Friday, October 13, 2023
Thursday, October 12, 2023
Tattoo
My friend, Joey, decided to get a face tattoo of his favorite Star Wars character. You should've seen the Luke on his face. #lamejoke
Wednesday, October 11, 2023
Tuesday, October 10, 2023
Monday, October 9, 2023
Sunday, October 8, 2023
Mustard
I tried opening a jar of mustard when the cap suddenly came off and it went everywhere. Now there's Poupon everything! #lamejoke
Saturday, October 7, 2023
Actor
Then there was the one about the actor that broke his leg onstage. He’s still in the cast. #lamejoke
Friday, October 6, 2023
Bayonet
Then there was the one about the guy who was rushed to hospital with a bayonet stuck in his chest. He was pronounced dead on a rifle. #lamejoke
Thursday, October 5, 2023
Evidence
The Simpson boy was shot to death in a Springfield tavern. All evidence pointed toward Moe, the bartender. #lamejoke
Tuesday, October 3, 2023
Twisting
They recently arrested the world tongue twisting champion. I imagine they'll give him a long sentence. #lamejoke