Music

The kind of music psychiatrists listen to? Shrink rap. #lamejoke

Fires

I heard that Bernadette was setting fires to everyone's auto loans. #lamejoke

Dog

"My dog will only eat cantaloupes," was Tim's melancholy complaint. #lamejoke

Bamboo

Where sarcastic people keep their bamboo? In a pan. Duh. #lamejoke

Railroad

“I’ll never sleep on the railroad tracks again!” Tim said, beside himself. #lamejoke

Lightbulb

My grandson informed me that the lightbulb in his bathroom went out. I told him to go get his Star Wars action figures. Like I explained, "Mini Hans make light work." #lamejoke

Writing

I was asked if writing crime novels is an okay job. It has its prose and cons. #lamejoke

Collie

“What do you mean I’m too controlling?” asked the border collie. “You herd me,” replied the sheep. #lamejoke

Sentence

Joey wanted to marry an English teacher when she got out of jail, but he was told that you can't end a sentence with a proposition. #lamejoke

Bigfoot

Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch, yeti never complains. #lamejoke

Champion

They recently arrested the world tongue twisting champion. I imagine they'll give him a long sentence. #lamejoke

School

Then there was the one about the woman who got thrown out of mime school. Might have been something she said. #lamejoke

Eating

If a clown comes to your house and starts eating everything from your fridge, don't get offended. It's all ingest. #lamejoke

Beehives

Beehives with no exits? Unbelievable! #lamejoke

Shoe

I was in the shoe store yesterday, trying on a shoe. I told the clerk that it was too tight. She told me to try it with the tongue out. I said, "It'th nho ghood. It'th thtill thoo thight." #lamejoke