Ever ask yourself, who, in a perfect world, would raise a child? The answer should be apparent. #lamejoke

Forget your pen? No bic deal. #lamejoke

I suggested building beds above each other to save space but the idea was debunked. #lamejoke

I never thought my wife would get into Feng Shui. My, how the tables have turned. #lamejoke

I just heard about the serial killer who strangles his victims using smaller and smaller T-shirts. The police say he’s still at large. #lamejoke

The guy bought five rackets because tennis too many. #lamejoke

To the person who stole Joey's anti depressants… I hope you're happy. #lamejoke

Building a teepee requires a lodge-is-sticks expert. #lamejoke

Joey caught his wife in bed with her personal trainer. He told her this is not working out. #lamejoke

I invented beach footwear for people with one leg. It was a flop. #lamejoke

I've been shopping for a trailer. Every time I find a good one, there's a hitch. #lamejoke

I cut my grass on a need to mow basis. #lamejoke

My mom always told me that the best place to mend clothing is in a wash basin, but I don't sink sew. #lamejoke

A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic paintings of the Ford F-150. He's a pickup artist. #lamejoke

I just can't seem to finish my woodworking project, but it's not for lacquer trying. #lamejoke

Escalators make me feel uncomfortable. They automatically stair when I enter the room. #lamejoke

Yardsticks rule! #lamejoke

A chocolate bar's preferred pronouns are her, she. #lamejoke