The warden at the state penitentiary was a great adherent to modern
ideas of correctional reform. He had instituted a number of programs
which showed great promise, including having some of the inmates train
service dogs, encouraging the arts by sponsoring several drama clubs,
and setting up trade schools within the cell blocks to teach marketable
skills to his charges.
One day while perusing the latest issue of Modern Incarceration he came
across a fascinating article. A prison in South Dakota had a great
success with a billiards tournament they ran every year. The prisoners
could hone their skills in patience while learning practical geometry
and the benefits of fair play. He decided to try the same thing at his
prison.
Quite a number of inmates were interested. Many of them grew up around
pool halls and were very good at the game. Signup for the tournament
opened and a half dozen pool tables were ordered to be set up in the
recreation area. The inmates all chose favorites and began making
wagers on who would win the contest. There were two favorites: Rufus
Kohl, a bunco artist and a bank robber named Joachim Fernandez. Both
were very skilled players and handily defeated all of their opponents.
As each progressed he found a particular pool stick that fit them
perfectly and they made a point of using it every game.
At last the championship round was at hand. Speculation on the outcome
sparked a renewed frenzy of wagering by the prison populace. Each of
the competitors spent the night before the match differently: Fernandez
paced his cell, thinking of the best strategy to use to rattle the cool
and collected Kohl. Kohl slept like a baby, his years of scamming
people haven given him nerves of steel.
The next day dawned and the two competitors entered the rec room and
approached the table. Fernandez picked up his favorite stick, but when
Kohl looked for his it was nowhere to be found! In fact, the only one
in the rack was a short, twisted cue that no one had wanted to use.
There was quite an uproar as the Kohl supporters accused the Fernandez
fans of unsportsmanlike conduct and tampering with the outcome of the
match. The warden was in a panic; if he didn't have a solution to this
soon there could be a full-scale riot! He was there with the chief of
security and the prison physician and relayed his fears.
"Wait! I think I have an idea!" the doctor exclaimed and rushed out of
the building. In a few minutes he returned carrying an ebony case. He
opened it and there was an beautiful pool stick, inlaid with ivory on
the handle and quite expensive by its obvious quality. The doctor
removed it and proceeded to screw the two pieces together.
"Where did you get that?" the warden inquired.
"All this talk about billiards got me interested in it myself so I
bought this stick and have been playing with it in town pretty
regularly. I don't mind if Kohl borrows it for the match today since
there has been an attempt to throw the match."
The warden agreed and he and the doctor approached Kohl. His eyes lit
up when he saw what they were bearing. They explained the situation to
both players. Fernandez couldn't think of any reason to object since he
had chosen his cue already, so the game began.
The match proceeded in a most exciting fashion. First one then the
other took the lead, leaving his opponents with nearly-impossible
positions, but each played spectacularly. When all was done, Kohl
emerged the victor to the universal acclaim of the inmates. All bets
were settled amicably and the inmates returned to their cells for the
night.
On the way out to their cars the doctor congratulated the warden on his
successful tournament and the way that the men in his charge behaved.
It was apparent the program was working better than anyone had hoped.
The warden, however, lavished praise on the doctor. "Your quick
thinking saved the day," he said. "I can't thank you enough for all you
did to prevent a disaster!"
The doctor shook his head. "No, no. I don't need your thanks. After
all, it's not every doctor who gets tell everyone he's found a cue for
the con-man Kohl."
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