Wednesday, January 19, 2011

A local man was found murdered in his home over the weekend.

Detectives at the scene found the man floating face down in his bathtub. The tub was filled with milk and corn flakes, and the deceased had a banana protruding from his nose.

Police suspect a cereal killer.


2 comments:

  1. where do you get all these from?

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  2. Some I remember, some I make up, some I get from friends, some I find in books, some I find on the internet, some I hear. They're fun aren't they?

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