Hamill

Joey drew Mark Hamill on his wife's forehead. You should have seen the Luke on her face. #lamejoke

Diagnosis

How a gastroenterologist arrives at a diagnosis of Irritable Bowel Syndrome? Prolly by the process of elimination. #lamejoke

Pimples

Joey photographs his own pimples. Is zit art? #lamejoke

Sushi

What Sushi A said to Sushi B? Wasabiiii? #lamejoke

Pamphlet

I asked my brother to hand me a travel pamphlet. He said, “Bro, sure!” #lamejoke

Sample

A tortoise brought a stool sample to the doctor. The doctor looked at it and said, “Yep, that turtle do.” #lamejoke

Overboard

One day I almost fell overboard but was saved by boxes of fish. There but for the crates of cod go I. #lamejoke

Caroling

Apparently, I am banned from caroling in the psych hospital now. Turns out, singing “Do you hear what I hear” was a bad choice. #lamejoke

Chocolate

A guy walks into a chocolate bar and tells a joke. Everybody snickers. #lamejoke

Dehydrated

What one dehydrated French guy said to the other dehydrated French guy? What should we do now, Pierre? #lamejoke 

Drinking

Joey told me that he’s quit drinking for good. (Now he only drinks for evil.) #lamejoke

Bagpipes

Never run with bagpipes. You could get kilt. #lamejoke

Cat

My kids want a cat for Christmas. Normally we do a turkey or a ham, but if this makes them happy…. #lamejoke

Elves

What do you call it when all the elves clap for their boss? Santapplause. #lamejoke 

Vowels

"When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat the vowels." "Why?" "Sometimes." #lamejoke