Geologist

Why the female geologist got divorced? Because she claimed that mineral the same. #lamejoke 

Artistic

I wanted to be artistic while driving to work this morning, so, I let that van go first before taking my turn. #lamejoke

Epoxy

I was mixing two-part epoxy and got it all over my hands. The doctor said it might never come off, but I'm going to keep my fingers crossed. #lamejoke 

Pregnancy

A woman takes a pregnancy test and it comes back positive. She looks at her husband and says, “Your kid in me!” #lamejoke

Cheese

It’s been said that some of the best things in life are made of cheese. Who am I to disabrie? #lamejoke 

Booger

When is a booger not a booger? When it’s not. #lamejoke 

Frog

Then there was the one about the frog who got a DNA test. He found out he was part British, part Irish, and a tad Polish. #lamejoke 

Helium

In spite of the fact that airport police say that the number of people smuggling helium balloons in their luggage is under control, cases continue to rise. #lamejoke

Kosher

I hope you’ll be honest with me about how kosher hot dogs are made. Please beef frank. #lamejoke 

Performer

If you ever want to be successful as a stage performer, you need to act now. #lamejoke

Addiction

I’m doing my best to overcome my hiking addiction, but I’m not out of the woods yet. #lamejoke 

Ocean

Joey threw his son into the ocean and he floated. I’d call that boy in sea. #lamejoke 

Water

If H2O is the formula for water, is the formula for ice H2O cubed? #lamejoke 

Squares

When chocolate squares and mallow fluff melt on a graham cracker as crust... that's a s'more, eh? #lamejoke 

Job

Need a job? Consider applying to the search and rescue agencies. They’re always looking for people. #lamejoke