Knock knock. Who's there? Hike. Hike who? Unsuspecting you. Tim waiting with bated breath. Sets the perfect trap. #lamejoke
The Amazingly Lame Joke of the Day
Thursday, April 3, 2025
Wednesday, April 2, 2025
Tuesday, April 1, 2025
Monday, March 31, 2025
Furniture
I told my wife I would go a whole day without making furniture puns. Sofa, so good. #lamejoke
Sunday, March 30, 2025
Museum
We walked by the Museum of Civil War Medicine yesterday. I told my wife, "I bet some people would give their right arm to get in there." #lamejoke
Saturday, March 29, 2025
Cow
On my way to work this morning, I yelled COW! at a woman riding a bicycle. She gave me the middle finger. told me to f*ck off, and...then plowed into the cow. #lamejoke
Friday, March 28, 2025
Pennies
I listened to a guy for an hour talk about how his watch can magically produce pennies out of nothing. I had a really hard time believing him at first, but, by the end of his rant, it made sense. #lamejoke
Thursday, March 27, 2025
Wednesday, March 26, 2025
Eggs
In the annual competition between poached and scrambled eggs to see which is better, poached are still unbeaten. #lamejoke
Tuesday, March 25, 2025
Mattresses
If a King sleeps on a king mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queen mattress, what does a Prince sleep on? An heir mattress. #lamejoke
Monday, March 24, 2025
Housekeeping
Imagine my confusion when I saw a job posting for light housekeeping. There aren’t even any large bodies of water for hundreds of miles. #lamejoke
Sunday, March 23, 2025
Carts
This economy is sad. I just saw an elderly man collecting carts outside the local supermarket. He must have been pushing 80. #lamejoke
Saturday, March 22, 2025
Friday, March 21, 2025
Horn
The car horn specialist at the dealership told me a very important and valuable lesson. He said, “Beep repaired.” #lamejoke
Thursday, March 20, 2025
Dude
I was chatting to a guy recently and called him dude. He wasn’t happy. He said, “Look, either call me pal or buddy - never dude.” That was my first experience with preferred bronouns. #lamejoke