One difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, while I… require supervision. #lamejoke
The Amazingly Lame Joke of the Day
Tuesday, October 15, 2024
Monday, October 14, 2024
Sunday, October 13, 2024
Wheelchair
Joey’s girlfriend broke up with him, so he stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back…. #lamejoke
Saturday, October 12, 2024
Friday, October 11, 2024
Rodent
Be wary of eating rodent-based meals in China. You could end up with a mousey tongue. #lamejoke
Thursday, October 10, 2024
Battery
I met a girl who runs a battery kiosk at the park. She sells c-cells by the seesaw. #lamejoke
Wednesday, October 9, 2024
Monday, October 7, 2024
Sunday, October 6, 2024
Saturday, October 5, 2024
Friday, October 4, 2024
Fragrance
Joey released his own fragrance today. Nobody in the elevator seemed to like it though... #lamejoke
Thursday, October 3, 2024
Suction
Heard they made the world's strongest suction cup. Not sure how they pulled that off. #lamejoke
Wednesday, October 2, 2024
Tuesday, October 1, 2024
Grizzly
Nine out of ten zoo dentists refuse to work on a grizzly unless it has been given a strong anesthetic. There's safety in numb bears. #lamejoke
Monday, September 30, 2024
Karma
There's a new restaurant in town called Karma. They don't serve sandwiches, pasta, or other types of meals. Just desserts. #lamejoke