Date

We had a date last night. It was perfect. We’ll try a grape tonight. #lamejoke

Giraffe

Why the giraffe with the short neck was sad? He just wanted to belong. #lamejoke

Superman

One difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, while I… require supervision. #lamejoke

Guacamole

My wife insists upon mashing the guacamole with her feet. She has avacatoes. #lamejoke

Wheelchair

Joey’s girlfriend broke up with him, so he stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back…. #lamejoke

Yes

Why I always say yes? I don’t know. #lamejoke

Rodent

Be wary of eating rodent-based meals in China. You could end up with a mousey tongue. #lamejoke

Battery

I met a girl who runs a battery kiosk at the park. She sells c-cells by the seesaw.  #lamejoke

Pasta

Just got fired from the pasta factory. All because I made a fusilli mistakes. #lamejoke

Bananas

Where bananas go to learn how to be banana splits? Sunday school. # lamejoke

Mustard

The lid came off my mustard in the picnic basket. Now there is Poupon everything. #lamejoke

Breakfast

A cannibal's favorite breakfast? French toes. #lamejoke

Fragrance

Joey released his own fragrance today. Nobody in the elevator seemed to like it though... #lamejoke 

Suction

Heard they made the world's strongest suction cup. Not sure how they pulled that off. #lamejoke

Weather

Today we can expect rane, thundur, and litenin. Just a bad spell of weather. #lamejoke