Nun

When I saw a nun trip and fall, I did what anyone would do. I ran to a sister. #lamejoke

Chef

Then there was the one about the boy who aspired to be a sous chef. He went on to grate things. #lamejoke 

Sandals

Why do elephants wear sandals? So that they don't sink in the sand. Why do ostriches stick their heads in the ground? To look for the elephants who forgot to wear their sandals. #lamejoke

Deaf

Two years ago the doctor told me I was going deaf. Haven’t heard from him since. #lamejoke

Deer

This time of year, the deer in my area are all doing the same thing, the males chase the females, and the females run away. I think they're stuck in a rut. #lamejoke

Workout

Joey has absolutely no athletic ability, but he thinks he’s found a new way to prepare for a workout. Seems like a stretch to me. #lamejoke

Magician

Did you hear about the magician who pulled a pig out of his hat? It was a masterful display of sleight of ham. #lamejoke

Pandas

I saw twin pandas today. That bears repeating. #lamejoke

Dairy

Joey just got fired from a dairy farm for being the worst employee they had ever seen. He was a serious danger to himself and udders. #lamejoke 

Dream

I had a dream that I was Buzz Aldrin, the second man on the moon. Neil before me. #lamejoke

Night

Walking home last night, I passed a slice of apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake. I thought to myself, “The streets seem strangely desserted.” #lamejoke

Dragons

Despite being fire-breathing monsters, dragons will never actually explode, but a dino might. #lamejoke

Minute

Curious what you guys think about one sixtieth of a minute. I’m just looking for a second opinion. #lamejoke 

Photography

A friend of mine never stops talking about photography. You just can’t shutter up. #lamejoke 

Geologist

Why the female geologist got divorced? Because she claimed that mineral the same. #lamejoke