Tuesday, October 15, 2024

Superman

One difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, while I… require supervision. #lamejoke

Monday, October 14, 2024

Guacamole

My wife insists upon mashing the guacamole with her feet. She has avacatoes. #lamejoke

Sunday, October 13, 2024

Wheelchair

Joey’s girlfriend broke up with him, so he stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back…. #lamejoke

Saturday, October 12, 2024

Friday, October 11, 2024

Rodent

Be wary of eating rodent-based meals in China. You could end up with a mousey tongue. #lamejoke

Thursday, October 10, 2024

Battery

I met a girl who runs a battery kiosk at the park. She sells c-cells by the seesaw.  #lamejoke

Wednesday, October 9, 2024

Pasta

Just got fired from the pasta factory. All because I made a fusilli mistakes. #lamejoke

Monday, October 7, 2024

Bananas

Where bananas go to learn how to be banana splits? Sunday school. # lamejoke

Sunday, October 6, 2024

Mustard

The lid came off my mustard in the picnic basket. Now there is Poupon everything. #lamejoke

Saturday, October 5, 2024

Friday, October 4, 2024

Fragrance

Joey released his own fragrance today. Nobody in the elevator seemed to like it though... #lamejoke 

Thursday, October 3, 2024

Suction

Heard they made the world's strongest suction cup. Not sure how they pulled that off. #lamejoke

Wednesday, October 2, 2024

Weather

Today we can expect rane, thundur, and litenin. Just a bad spell of weather. #lamejoke

Tuesday, October 1, 2024

Grizzly

Nine out of ten zoo dentists refuse to work on a grizzly unless it has been given a strong anesthetic. There's safety in numb bears. #lamejoke

Monday, September 30, 2024

Karma

There's a new restaurant in town called Karma. They don't serve sandwiches, pasta, or other types of meals. Just desserts. #lamejoke