The Amazingly Lame Joke of the Day

Saturday, December 13, 2025

Bagpipes

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Never run with bagpipes. You could get kilt. #lamejoke
Friday, December 12, 2025

Cat

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My kids want a cat for Christmas. Normally we do a turkey or a ham, but if this makes them happy…. #lamejoke
Thursday, December 11, 2025

Elves

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What do you call it when all the elves clap for their boss? Santapplause. #lamejoke 
Wednesday, December 10, 2025

Vowels

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"When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat the vowels." "Why?" "Sometimes." #lamejoke
Tuesday, December 9, 2025

Hooks

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Where pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores. #lamejoke
Monday, December 8, 2025

Letter

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Why was the letter E the only letter to get a present from Santa? Because all the other letters were not E. #lamejoke
Sunday, December 7, 2025

Hatchet

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The most important rule of hatchet throwing? Don’t ax me. #lamejoke
Friday, December 5, 2025

Attempt

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Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Sorry. That was my weak attempt at humor. #lamejoke 
Thursday, December 4, 2025

Lost

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I got lost while hiking once. After several nervous hours trying to retrace my steps and establish where I was, eventually a park ranger fou...
Wednesday, December 3, 2025

Singing

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A woman who won't stop singing Christmas songs? Carolyn. #lamejoke 
Tuesday, December 2, 2025

Ants

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Two ants tried to make a seesaw using a toothpick and half a crumb, but it didn't work. They needed a full crumb. #lamejoke 
Monday, December 1, 2025

Soup

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Checking the menu, a restaurant customer ordered a bowl of vegetable soup. After a couple of spoonfuls, he saw a circle of wetness right und...
Sunday, November 30, 2025

Hill

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Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe, as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rath...
Saturday, November 29, 2025

Mermaids

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Given their anatomy, some people wonder how mermaids can give birth. They usually have a sea section. #lamejoke 
Friday, November 28, 2025

Business

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A computer programmer, bored with his job, decided to start his own business. Wanting to do something totally different from his current occ...
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