The Amazingly Lame Joke of the Day

I know a place where you can buy dog meat cheap! It’s sold by the pound. #lamejoke

When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat the vowels. Why? Sometimes. #lamejoke

The United States can be confusing. It just doesn’t make cents anymore. #lamejoke

Why Istanbul doesn’t have a king? Because they can’t stand a noble. #lamejoke

So, this teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. When she came to the part of the story where first pig was try...

Then there was the one about the girl who ate bullets. Her hair grew out in bangs. #lamejoke

Joey hit a bird with his car. It left a small dent. Looks like mynah damage to me. #lamejoke

I lost one of my chess pieces, so I went to the pawnshop to buy another. #lamejoke

What happens if you don't chew your corn while eating? You get poopcorn. #lamejoke

Can a salmon box? No, but a tuna can. #lamejoke

Don't panic if your pet crow doesn't wake you up in the morning. There’s no caws for alarm. #lamejoke

No one ever steals lakes in Scotland. They’re kept under loch and quay. #lamejoke

Did you know that when painters get cold, they put on an extra coat?   #lamejoke

Telling dad jokes isn’t my main job. It’s a sigh gig. #lamejoke

Joey spent over $5000 on a hair system which is a lot toupee. #lamejoke