The Amazingly Lame Joke of the Day

I got lost while hiking once. After several nervous hours trying to retrace my steps and establish where I was, eventually a park ranger fou...

A woman who won't stop singing Christmas songs? Carolyn. #lamejoke 

Two ants tried to make a seesaw using a toothpick and half a crumb, but it didn't work. They needed a full crumb. #lamejoke 

Checking the menu, a restaurant customer ordered a bowl of vegetable soup. After a couple of spoonfuls, he saw a circle of wetness right und...

Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe, as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rath...

Given their anatomy, some people wonder how mermaids can give birth. They usually have a sea section. #lamejoke 

A computer programmer, bored with his job, decided to start his own business. Wanting to do something totally different from his current occ...

Speaking of travels, I heard that when Marco Polo first opened the trade routes to China, he was quite impressed with their rockets. Now, th...

If you subtract 2 from 4, what’s left? The opposite of right. #lamejoke

Way back when we first met, I took my wife to her first football game. Afterward, I asked her how she liked it. "Oh, I really liked it,...

I hired a female sheep to distribute advertisements for my flower arranging business, because only ewe can prevent florist flyers. #lamejoke

I started investing in stocks. Beef, chicken, and vegetables. One day I hope to be a bouillonaire. #lamejoke

Joey’s wife told him that it was his turn to shovel and salt the front steps. All she got were icy stares. #lamejoke

A pirate captain, his first mate, and their crew of seven scallywags had sailed the seven seas for years. They suffered from scurvy, gnarly ...

Typically there are no clocks in libraries because they tock too much. #lamejoke