The Amazingly Lame Joke of the Day

Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh. #lamejoke

I need an Italian to paint my ceiling. I might call Angelo. #lamejoke

Shakespeare tried to get into acting school, but he was bard. #lamejoke

I saw two snails fighting. They were really slugging it out. #lamejoke

My friend, Saul, is a chef whose signature dish combines meat and fruit. It’s called Saul’s berry steak. #lamejoke

I found a place to buy dog meat. They sell it by the pound. #lamejoke

I was gonna post a railroad joke today, but I lost my train of thought. #lamejoke

An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across ...

The hippopotamus was criticizing his son for the same mistakes he made at that age. It seems to me to be rather hippo critical. #lamejoke

A pirate’s favorite thing at a birthday party? Da Balloons. #lamejoke 

I was changing a flat tire when it fell on my foot. Now I need a tow. #lamejoke

A guy I met told me his friend Jack was the inventor of hot tubs. I said, “Jack, who’s he?” #lamejoke

When Beethoven was a kid, everyone told him he could never be a composer. But did he listen?!?! #lamejoke

For my birthday, I received a faulty calculator. It didn’t work correctly. Couldn't get the number 8 to appear. I tried four times, too!...

Why you shouldn’t sneeze in public? Because people will turn to look achoo. #lamejoke