Creature

A creature rose up out of the surf and came sloshing ashore. Its garments were made of green sea lettuce. "I am the friendly Witch of the Sand," she said, "and I am only going to sunbathe." The sun was terribly hot. Her skin began to bake and it turned as red as a ripe tomato!! What we have here is a baking lettuce and tomato Sand Witch. #lamejoke