Fred Flintstone and one of his pals from work, Rex Rock, decided to knock off early and play some golf. They hadn't played at the Dinosaur Graveyard Golf Course for a while, so they decided to give it a try.
One unique feature of this golf course were the hazards. Rather than the traditional water, sand traps and trees, this course, as the name implied, had the carcasses of prehistoric beasts scattered throughout.
Fred and Rex started playing and Rex was having a particularly bad game. First he sliced the ball, then he hooked the ball and relatively easy putts just weren't falling.
As the game continued, Rex became frustrated and began grumbling and moaning about his game to Fred. On the seventeenth fairway, he hit his approach shot; the ball overshoots the green and lands in the cranial cavity of a Tyrannosaurus skull.
"Lookit that lie," exclaims Rex. "How am I supposed to play that shot?"
Fred replies, "Just quit your complainin' and hit the ball off the tee, Rex." #lamejoke
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