Why did the baker rob the bank?
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All but two of the dancers were in costume early for the matinee performance.
At 1:55, the distressed director asked this pair of women why they were not yet in costume.
The first one said, "It may seem like a silly superstition but I never put mine on until 1:58."
"What about you, the same thing?" he asked the other dancer.
She replied, "Oh yes, I have a two to two tutu, too!"
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A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, "Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."
The
grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting," she said, "how do you make babies?"
"It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."