The Amazingly Lame Joke of the Day

 I decided to stop tying my shoes. I thought, "Why knot?" #lamejoke

I wanted to know what the lowest rank in the army is, but no one would tell me. Apparently, it's private. #lamejoke

Are you someone who has to be around people all the time? You're not alone. #lamejoke 

I hear that there's a new medicine you can get that cures scepticism. I'm not buyin' it. #lamejoke

My wife asked me if she should learn any new bread recipes. I told her no need. #lamejoke

In Iran, everyone is very afraid of spiders, but Iraq, no phobia. #lamejoke

There's a guy going around stabbing people with knitting needles. The police say he may be following a pattern. #lamejoke

The difference between broccoli and boogers? Not every kid will eat broccoli. #lamejoke

 The toilet paper rolled down the hill to get to the bottom. #lamejoke

Nurses like red crayons because sometimes they have to draw blood. #lamejoke

The name Frodo really has a ring to it. #lamejoke

I hear that National Diarrhea Awareness Week runs thro' next Saturday…. #lamejoke

They needed a fourth member for the fisherman rock and roll band, so Joey played the castanets. #lamejoke

Joey's doctor was trying to describe the treatment plan for his frostbite. He couldn't picture it, so she showed him a faux toe. #la...

Yesterday I put a world map on the wall in the kitchen, gave my wife a dart, and said, "Throw this and, wherever it lands, I'll tak...