Friday, March 31, 2017

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A quick guide on "How To Fall Downstairs": Step 1 Step 6 Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
Thursday, March 30, 2017

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If I ate beans and you ate beans, how old would we be?  I'd be farty and you'd be farty too.
Wednesday, March 29, 2017

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Why does Lex Luthor carry around a gun and a spoon wherever he goes?  In case he ever meets soup or man.
Tuesday, March 28, 2017

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What do you call a band made of psychoanalysts?  Pink Freud.
Monday, March 27, 2017

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How do you start a flea circus?  Build it from scratch.
Sunday, March 26, 2017

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Why did Mike Tyson send his lemonade back?  It tasted like pith.
Saturday, March 25, 2017

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Why did the pirates stop playing chess?  Because it was getting stale, matey.
Friday, March 24, 2017

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What do marsupials prefer to drink instead of water?  Any kind of koala tea drink.
Thursday, March 23, 2017

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What do you call a driver that's never been in an accident?   Wreckless.
Tuesday, March 21, 2017

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How can you tell if someone's a priest?  Collar ID.
Monday, March 20, 2017

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What do you call a section of musicians who refuse to play?  A non-violin protest.
Sunday, March 19, 2017

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Why did Thor only invite his brother to his party?  He wanted to keep it low key.
Saturday, March 18, 2017

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What did the tree say after a long winter?  What a re-leaf!
Friday, March 17, 2017

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How does a Lego man measure his shoe-size?  In square feet
Thursday, March 16, 2017

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What's another word for cat drool? Mewcus.