The Amazingly Lame Joke of the Day

A jeweler called the police station to report a robbery. "You'll never believe what happened, Sergeant....

In 1986, Joe Dokes was on vacation in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a y...

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized th...

A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just l...

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana.    As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronun...

A thief and his girlfriend were walking down Main Street when she spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a jewelry store window. "Wow, I...

"Anyone with 'needs' to be prayed over, come forward to the front at the altar," the TV evangelist said. Le...

A young boy, about eight years old was picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent.  The grocer walked over, and...

A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out. She'd hired a caterer, a band, and a clown.  Just before th...

A research group on sea mammals captured a rather odd porpoise on one of its trips. Its peculiarity was that it had feet. Aft...

A very drunk man goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender serves him and asks him if he would like to try the bar game of darts. ...

Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help. Sh...

A workman was killed at a construction site.    The police began questioning a number of the other workers. Based on past br...

A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe.... He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankl...

A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register.  His wife insisted on complain...