The Amazingly Lame Joke of the Day

The manager of a large office asked a new employee to come into his office, "What is your name?"  "John," the new ...

A man goes to see his doctor.  The doctor asks what is wrong and the man says, "Doctor, I think I'm a moth." To ...

Why do pilgrims' pants keep falling down?    Because their belt buckles are on their hats!

What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?    Turkey feathers.

Why did the turkey cross the road? Because the chicken got Thanksgiving off.

How do little Pilgrims draw pictures? With crayon-berries.

Which mineral ought to come in standard containers? Quartz.

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Do you know why his fathe...

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's ok, he woke up.

What makes music on your head? A head band.

Why do turkeys gobble? Because they never learned table manners!

What did the mother Thanksgiving turkey say to her disobedient children?    "If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in h...

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn.  The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, ...

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says,"Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can...

Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while...