The Amazingly Lame Joke of the Day

Why was Cinderella late for the ball? She forgot to swing the bat.

An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, h...

A man realizes he needs to buy a hearing aid , but he is unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they cost?"...

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, every time I drink coffee, I get terrible pains in my eye." The doctor says, "Try...

What do cattle athletes take to make themselves stronger? Steeroids.

What is the difference between a snake in the road and a lawyer in the road? Most people try to avoid the snake.

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but...

A man was out walking on the beach when he discovered an old lamp in the sand. He rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said "I...

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

How do canine scavengers in Africa find their way in the dark? They use jackal lanterns.

A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-75. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "'Bout ...

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. H...

On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, "I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned t...

What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate-covered aunts.

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither ...