The Amazingly Lame Joke of the Day

What did one worm say to the other when he was late getting home? "Where in earth have you been?"

Where does a broom go when it's tired? It goes to sweep.

What kind of dancing do owls like? The whoo-la.

A man who joined an orchestra on a cruise ship was having difficulty keeping the time with the rest of the band. Finally the captain said, ...

What do you call a dog with a cold? Achoo-huahua.

When the Liberty Bell was forged, the Philadelphia city council decided to celebrate the inauguration by having a pie baking competition. T...

Why did Little Johnny's mom test the bath water before putting him in it? To prevent son burn.

What prayers do cows say at bedtime? "Do unto udders."

Bowser was normally a happy-go-lucky dog. He would chase tennis balls, play with other doggies, and eat his dinner without a fuss. He was ...

Who uses voodoo to scare mosquitoes away? The itch doctor.

What did the mother rope say to her child? “Don’t be knotty.”

A little old lady was going up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say “Su...

How does Luke Skywalker travel? Sometimes he runs, sometimes Ewoks.

What did the grandfather monster say to his grandson when they hadn't seen each other for a while? "You gruesome!"

Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Buddy would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that he...