The Amazingly Lame Joke of the Day

Once upon a time a young peasant boy was walking in the woods when he came upon a dead dragon. The young fellow knew the worth of this rare...

A happily married man had only one complaint, his wife was always nursing sick birds back to health. One November evening, he came home to...

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep.

Mr. Green: "How's the carpet business?" Mr. Brown: "Rugged."

This English landlady had a couple of struggling poets for tenants. When the poor fellows got behind in their rent, the landlady was unable...

What happens when a salesman marries a saleswoman? They become sell mates.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you're doing and open the door!

A college student walked into his ornithology class and found five birds with bags over their heads so only their feet showed. "What...

Scrooge was sitting in his office in the week before Christmas. He was counting his money, making sure he had made enough profit for the yea...

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed? Your nose touches the ceiling.

A husband and wife went to see a marriage counselor. "Here's the problem," the husband said. "We've been married ten ...

Knock, knock . Who's there? Cairo. Cairo who? Cairo the boat for a while?

Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed.

When a man graduated from bus driver's school, his first assignment was the Sesame Street route. At his first stop, he picked up a cow....

After a heavy day's digging at the archeological site in Norway, the researchers uncovered a priceless statue of the ancient Norse thun...