The Amazingly Lame Joke of the Day

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat? Polly unsaturated.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him out for a drag.

A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into...

What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly? It barked with de-light!

There was this tramp. One cold winter's morning he was walking along a country road, when he heard a cry for help from a nearby lake. ...

Knock, knock! Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? ...

A small boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" ...

Why did the frog say meow? He was learning a foreign language.

In the early 1900s, the president of America went to visit Russia. Of course, Russia was still ruled by the Czar back then, and the American...

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few ...

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The ...

What do you call a cow that twitches? Beef jerky.

There where once two brothers called William and Wayne. Will was 12 years old and his little brother was 3. The neighbors noticed they alway...

A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, th...

A lady awoke one morning and discovered her dog was not moving. She called her vet who asked her to bring the dog in. After a brief examinat...