Tuesday, November 28, 2023

Language

No one believed my friend could discover Napoleon's native language. But I said, of course he can! #lamejoke

Sunday, November 26, 2023

Agency

Breaking News! An armed man just ran into a real estate agency and shouted, “Nobody move!” #lamejoke 

Saturday, November 25, 2023

Kebob

Joey’s grandfather spent his whole life in the kebab business, but instead of following in his footsteps, Joey buried him with all his equipment. Now he's probably turning in his grave. #lamejoke

Friday, November 24, 2023

Worshippers

Then there was the one about the dyslexic group of devil worshippers that sold their souls to Santa. #lamejoke

Thursday, November 23, 2023

Turket

I stuck my hand into a turkey and felt offal. #lamejoke 

Wednesday, November 22, 2023

Rungs

Spaces between ladder rungs have increased because Americans are getting taller. Manufacturers claim it’s due to climb it change. #lamejoke 

Tuesday, November 21, 2023

Rope

You remember what happened when they cut the rope to the steeple? Doesn’t ring any bells? #lamejoke

Monday, November 20, 2023

Pasta

Joey’s girlfriend left him because he went to bed with some pasta. He said that he’s been feeling cannelloni. #lamejoke

Sunday, November 19, 2023

Tree

Last year, my neighbor chopped a branch off his tree. This year, it seems to be growing back. I guess his tree repeats itself. #lamejoke

Saturday, November 18, 2023

Parrot

I went into a pet store to buy my parrot a new stand. They wanted $500 for it. I told them that that was ridiculous. Nevertheless, they said that that’s the perch’s price. #lamejoke

Saturday, November 11, 2023

Birthday

Buying my wife a matching belt and bag for her birthday. We’ll have that vacuum working again in no time. #lamejoke

Wednesday, November 8, 2023

Furniture

I recently started telling furniture jokes. But I haven’t made anyone laugh sofa. #lamejoke 

Tuesday, November 7, 2023

Unicorn

My granddaughter asked for a unicorn for her birthday. I gave her a wry no. #lamejoke 

Sunday, November 5, 2023

Cosmetics

Joey added chocolate syrup to his wife's cosmetics. Figured it'd go great with her eyes cream. #lamejoke 

Saturday, November 4, 2023

Pods

It was never difficult to discourage ladies from following the trend of eating Tide pods. It was much harder, however, to deter gents. #lamejoke

Friday, November 3, 2023

Yacht

I saw a yacht the other day. I couldn’t see the mast aft of the main. It was mizzen. #lamejoke 

Wednesday, November 1, 2023

Presentation

Joey’s kids put together a power point presentation on why They should all go to the water park. It has several slides. #lamejoke