Saturday, September 30, 2023

Poem

A poem by a dog? Oh, you must be talking about a barcode. #lamejoke

Friday, September 29, 2023

Theater

I helped my community theater put on a play about a bakery. I wouldn't say I was the star, but I did play a role. #lamejoke

Thursday, September 28, 2023

Sand

Beach sand is wet because the sea weed. #lamejoke

Wednesday, September 27, 2023

Summer

Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer. But that's okay. Something tells me he'll have a great fall. #lamejoke

Tuesday, September 26, 2023

Solar

Solar power is the future. But it won’t happen overnight. #lamejoke

Sunday, September 24, 2023

Counting

My wife told me to stop counting, but I didn’t one two. #lamejoke

Saturday, September 23, 2023

TV

It's a shame nothing is made in the USA any more. I bought a new TV last week. It said built in antenna. (I don't even know where that is.) #lamejoke

Friday, September 22, 2023

Money

The app you can use to send the princess money? Zelle, duh! #lamejoke