Friday, July 29, 2022

Barcode

When one barcode accidentally bumped into another barcode, he said, “SKUs me!” #lamejoke

Monday, July 25, 2022

Prefix

If you don’t know what prefix means, it’s ok. It’s not the end of the word. #lamejoke

Sunday, July 24, 2022

Margarine

I dropped a tub of margarine on my foot last month and it still hurts. I can't believe it's not better. #lamejoke


Friday, July 22, 2022

Fiddle

Joey once went to a horrible pub called The Fiddle. It was a really vile inn. #lamejoke

Monday, July 18, 2022

Barcelona

I was walking into my kitchen when, suddenly, I thought I was from Barcelona and had the urge to take a siesta. Lucky for me I realized I was just having a seƱor moment. #lamejoke

Sunday, July 17, 2022

Job

I took a job as an executioner, but it's been tough. I'm really struggling to get ahead. #lamejoke

Thursday, July 14, 2022

Robber

An armed robber walks into a bank with two CDs glued to his glasses. The cashier hands him the money and says, “I have to ask, what’s with the CDs?” The man replies, “They’re my disk eyes!” #lamejoke

Monday, July 11, 2022

Mistakes

I told my wife she should start embracing her mistakes, so she smiled, and gave me a big hug. #lamejoke

Sunday, July 10, 2022

Arizona

I recently lost my job at an Arizona map making company. They said I had no sense of Yuma. #lamejoke

Saturday, July 9, 2022

Glasses

An armed man walks into a bank with two CDs glued to his glasses. The cashier hands him the money and says, “I have to ask, what’s with the CDs?” The man replies, “They’re my disk eyes!” #lamejoke

Thursday, July 7, 2022

Plum

I let the plum tree dry up one time. That made it easier to prune. #lamejoke

Monday, July 4, 2022

Spa

Then there was the one about the guy that robbed that health spa. He jumped on a scale and got a weigh. #lamejoke

Sunday, July 3, 2022

Grandma

Most people think that the difference between ‘Let's eat Grandma’ and ‘Let's eat, Grandma’ is the punctuation, but it’s really where you put the gravy. #lamejoke

Saturday, July 2, 2022

Family

Joey comes from a family of failed magicians. He has two half sisters. #lamejoke

Friday, July 1, 2022

Radium

"Who discovered radium?" asked Marie, curiously. #lamejoke