Thursday, June 30, 2022

Music

The kind of music psychiatrists listen to? Shrink rap. #lamejoke

Saturday, June 25, 2022

Fires

I heard that Bernadette was setting fires to everyone's auto loans. #lamejoke

Friday, June 24, 2022

Dog

"My dog will only eat cantaloupes," was Tim's melancholy complaint. #lamejoke

Thursday, June 23, 2022

Bamboo

Where sarcastic people keep their bamboo? In a pan. Duh. #lamejoke

Saturday, June 18, 2022

Railroad

“I’ll never sleep on the railroad tracks again!” Tim said, beside himself. #lamejoke

Monday, June 13, 2022

Lightbulb

My grandson informed me that the lightbulb in his bathroom went out. I told him to go get his Star Wars action figures. Like I explained, "Mini Hans make light work." #lamejoke

Sunday, June 12, 2022

Writing

I was asked if writing crime novels is an okay job. It has its prose and cons. #lamejoke

Saturday, June 11, 2022

Collie

“What do you mean I’m too controlling?” asked the border collie. “You herd me,” replied the sheep. #lamejoke

Friday, June 10, 2022

Sentence

Joey wanted to marry an English teacher when she got out of jail, but he was told that you can't end a sentence with a proposition. #lamejoke


Thursday, June 9, 2022

Bigfoot

Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch, yeti never complains. #lamejoke


Wednesday, June 8, 2022

Champion

They recently arrested the world tongue twisting champion. I imagine they'll give him a long sentence. #lamejoke

Tuesday, June 7, 2022

School

Then there was the one about the woman who got thrown out of mime school. Might have been something she said. #lamejoke

Monday, June 6, 2022

Eating

If a clown comes to your house and starts eating everything from your fridge, don't get offended. It's all ingest. #lamejoke

Sunday, June 5, 2022

Beehives

Beehives with no exits? Unbelievable! #lamejoke

Saturday, June 4, 2022

Shoe

I was in the shoe store yesterday, trying on a shoe. I told the clerk that it was too tight. She told me to try it with the tongue out. I said, "It'th nho ghood. It'th thtill thoo thight." #lamejoke